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[ mysterious theme playing ]

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Can you say "newspaper"?

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[ speaking gibberish ]

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No, that sounds
like "newsraper."

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Say "news."News.

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"Paper."Raper.

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Nah, it still sounds like
"raper."

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Ah, you know what?
I got an idea.

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Let s try something else.
Look at this.

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Can you say "peach"?Peach.

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Peach. You said it.
Do you want it?Yes, please.

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Do you want to
eat the peach?
Please.

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All right, here we go.

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[ gobbling ]Oh, my gosh.

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[ chuckles ]

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You devoured that thing.

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Oh, I wish I had more peaches.
That was my lunch.

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Customer. Bye.

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Hi.

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You re the guy
who gets rid of ghosts?

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Um, I deal
with ghosts, yeah.

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Okay, look,
I have a gig for you.

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My father just died,
and I found out

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that he was keeping a secret
apartment in Midtown.

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And I would like to
hold onto it.

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The secret?No, the apartment.

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Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.It's in great location,

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it's rent controlled.
The only problem is

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I went in there
and there was this, like,

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evil cackling
coming from inside the walls.

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Yeah, okay.
Had you told any jokes?

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Uh, no.

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Maybe it was
a nervous laughter.

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Right. Look,
it doesn't matter.

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If you could just look into it,
that would be top-notch.

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You got it. Yeah.Here's the address.

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The manager will let you in.
Tell him I sent you.

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And, uh, that'll be it.

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Let me know when you find
something and we can talk money.

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Oh, yeah,
before you take off,

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do you want a candy bar
or something? I got--

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No, no.
This looks terrible.

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Okay, well,
to each their zone.

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[ upbeat theme playing ]

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Well, thank you for
letting me in, Mr. Mosalata.

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Please. Taro.

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So Jeremy said his dad
rented this place.

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Did you know him?Nah, never met him.

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He d been here
for 40 years or something.

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Well before I started.

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What about paying rent?

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Every month a rent check
would slip through the vent

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and land on my table.

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Until about three months ago
when the rent checks stopped.

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So I came up to check
on the guy,

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make sure he wasn't dead.Sure, yeah, yeah.

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He didn't answer,
so I let myself in.

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But it was just...

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like this.

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Like no one had been here
in decades.

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Well, I can see why Jeremy
liked the place so much.

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Well, I'll leave you to it.Yeah, thanks, Terry.

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Taro.Uh, yeah.

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[ shivers ]

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[ grunting ]

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Well, that's stuck.

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Gotta be a He-Man
or something.

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[ bird squawking ]

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"Herro"?

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What about this guy?

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Oh, it's hinged to the...

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[ door creaks ]

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Oh.

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Awesome.

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Oh, cool.

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[ gasps ]

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That s awesome.[ laughing ]

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Whoa.

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PARROT:
Herro.

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Hey. That s my line.

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What is this place, huh?

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It's my office.

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Uh, who are you?

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ANNOUNCER: Master inventor, Rube Goldberg,

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 perfected the art of creating 
complicated machines

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 built only to complete 
a simple task.

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 His intention was to point out 
man's capacity

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 for exerting maximum effort 
to accomplish minimum results.

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 Rube Goldberg.

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Now do you know who I am?Yes. Yeah.

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Obviously you are
the guy who invented

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all those Rube Goldberg
machines.

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Close enough.

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[ mysterious theme playing ]

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Whoa-ho-ho. Well done, sir.

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[ chuckles ]

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Hi. Uh, sorry,
my name is Kevin Pacalioglu.

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I've been waiting
for someone like you, Kevin.

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I've been waiting
for the past 40 years.

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I need your help.With what?

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Finishing one final machine.

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The greatest Rube Goldberg
machine of all time.

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JEREMY:
My grandfather?

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Yeah. Yeah, apparently this was
Rube's secret office.

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He put it under your dad's name
so no one would bother him.

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Your dad didn't even know.

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Wait, Rube Goldberg died
in the 1970s.

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How does a ghost pay rent
for 40 years?

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That's the coolest part.
Rodrigo here

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was holding down the fort
the whole time.

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How is that even possible?

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Oh, Jeremy, let me drop a little
avian knowledge on you.

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Parrots can live to be
80 years old in captivity.

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They often
outlive their owners.

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Especially when they've been
taught to feed themselves.

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This is how he did it.

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He pooped in this little
tray right here.

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You see that?
At the end of every month,

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when this got heavy enough
and full of enough bird poo,

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it would tip and it would flip
little switch on right here,

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causing this contraption
to whir to life.

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This little arm
would write a check,

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and this fan would blow it
into the vent right here,

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which is directly above
the building manager s office.

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That went on
for like 40 years.

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Until about
three months ago,

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when your gampy removed
this one domino right here,

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stopping the payments.

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Why?

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I think because he wanted you

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to find the place
and then hire me.

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He wants me to help him build
his final machine.

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You know what?
Forget it.

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Uh, forget what?

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The job.
Just cancel the job.

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I don t want you
helping that man.

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What? No. Why?

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Rube Goldberg destroyed
this family.

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I don't want you
helping him move on

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or find peace
or any of that.

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He can rot away as a ghost
for all I care.

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Good day to you, sir.

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No, see, ghosts don't rot,
first of all.

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They kind of just like look
the same as they did when--

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Oh, shoot.
Hey, what the hell, man?

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What-- What about the money?

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[ squeaks ]RUBE: I can pay you.

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If you finish this job,
I'll pay you whatever you want.

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Yeah. Yeah,
I don't know, Rube.

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I've had lots of
ghost clients before

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and they always seem to have
trouble opening their wallets,

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if you know what I mean.I m different.

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I was able to pay rent
for the past 40 years, right?

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That s true, you did.

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How does $10,000 sound?

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Ten thousand dollars?
That's amazing.

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That, like,
would change my whole life.

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You got yourself
a deal, sir.

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All right,
there are three items I need

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to complete my machine.

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The first item
is a very special prototype

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for a new kind of spring.

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There is only
one in existence.

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 You'll pretend to be 
delivering fruit.

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 No one ever questions 
a fruit basket.

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Can I help you?

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Uh, yeah, I got some fruit.Qaddumi.

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Where is that spring catalogue?

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Which one?The winter catalogue

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with the new spring collection.

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Uh, tomorrow, tomorrow,
the latest.

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If we don't have that winter
catalogue by noon tomorrow,

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you're sprung.

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You can't just
spring that on me.

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What does your little
Lucky 7 Ball say, huh?

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Does it say you re the boss?

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Or does it say I'm the boss?

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RUBE: 
The next item 
is a four-hole bowling ball.

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 There s one alley in New York 
where I know this ball exists.

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[ bowling pins clattering ]

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KEVIN: 
Who would ever need 
a four-hole ball?

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RUBE: 
A guy with six fingers.

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Excuse me.
Uh, still using that ball.

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Oh, I m sorry.
I m always doing that. Yeah.

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Can t we just, uh--?

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[ bone cracks ]Ah! Damn it!

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You broke my finger!
Gah! Damn.

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RUBE: 
The final item on the list:

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 the kindergarten class pet at Charles Bukowski Elementary.

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 It's a hamster. 
Not any hamster.

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 It's a blind hamster.

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Oi, look at this wanker.

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What? Oh.

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Oh, ha-ha.

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Okay, very funny, guys.
Step aside.

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Sorry, mate.
You gotta pay the toll.

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Uh, no. No, I don't,
because I m an adult

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and adults don't
pay tolls, genius.

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Ah! Where did that come from?
Was that you?

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Why would you do that?
What are you--?

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What are you,
little David Beckham?

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You've got quite the leg
for a 10-year-old. That stings.

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[ groans ]

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Oh. Hey, guys. You turned
my grapes into raisins.

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Hey.

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Hey, man,
where the hell you been?

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You know how I am
on punctuality.

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Yeah, I m sorry, Roof,
I tried to call.

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You know what? Take one
of my burner phones, man.

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Hey, Roof, when someone
is, like, super intimidating,

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but they're the only thing
standing in the way of you

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receiving some, like,
life-changing reward,

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what's the best way to, uh...

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bypass them completely?Hmm.

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The way I see it, man,
you gotta face your fears.

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You know. Like, I had a fear
of abandonment as a child.

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And...

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And now my fears came back.

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[ chatter ]

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[ clears throat ]

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Hey, you.

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And you.

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I thought you weren't ready
for a relationship.

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And here you are
on a date.

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With a very famous
detective, no less.

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Uh, which--
Oh, that actually means

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that you-- You are ready
for a relationship.

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Perhaps my gentle let-downs
haven't been explicit enough

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to get through to your
sourdough bread bowl
of a brain.

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Let me make myself
perfectly clear.

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I would never date
anyone like you.

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Ever.

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In fact, the only reason
I might consider

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having you around is
because when I look at you,

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it makes me not want to eat.

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Paul:
I'd just like to chime
in here for a minute.

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I'm not, uh, I'm not
actually a detective.

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Um, I'm a, ahem, highly
acclaimed television actor.

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I could be doing movies too,

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but I prefer--Fitz. Shut the [ bleep ] up.

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The point is,
is that Paul Fitzgerald

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is attractive, successful,
and a homeowner.

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You, on the other hand,

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will never amount to anything.

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You know something?

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You are nothing like
the sweet and kind Camomile

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I used to dream
of growing old with.

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And you.

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You are nothing like the smooth
and confident detective

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that you play on the TV.

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Which I guess, makes you a
really amazing actor, actually.

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So good for you. Namaste.

253
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,306
And you re wrong
about me, Camomile.

254
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,700
I will not never
amount to nothing.

255
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,266
I'm-- I will not--

256
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:44,007
Get out.

257
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,269
Out.

258
00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,841
How does $10,000 sound?

259
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,538
$10,000?
That s amazing.

260
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,758
That, like,
would change my whole life.

261
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:59,544
You will never amount
to anything.

262
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:02,634
ROOFIE: 
The way I see it, man, 
you gotta face your fears.

263
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:03,940
[ laughing ]

264
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:08,771
I did not have sexual relations
with that woman.

265
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,311
All right, listen
up, snot wads.

266
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,749
Step aside before
I clean your clocks off.

267
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,838
Is that a fact, wanker?

268
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,927
What's a "fackwanker"?Hit him.

269
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,765
Oh, what just happened?

270
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,027
Get out of here!Let's go.

271
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,067
[ chittering ]

272
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,869
[ whispering ]
Hey, little fella.
Don't be afraid.

273
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,786
Take you out
on a little adventure.

274
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,919
[ whispering ]
Who the hell are you?

275
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,834
Who am I?Yes.

276
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:59,142
I'm-- I'm 24601.

277
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,449
I'm employee number 24601
from the Hamster Division.

278
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,930
It's a mandatory hamster
inspection.

279
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,888
I'll just borrow this guy
and get him out of your hair.

280
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:08,935
Excuse me. There is a sign-up
sheet for Mr. Wibbles.

281
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,850
You need to sign him out.

282
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,590
Oh, yeah, if you could just
bump me up on the list...

283
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:13,983
Listen, I don't
make the rules.

284
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,551
Oh...Thank you.

285
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,553
What is that man doing?

286
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:21,904
Honey, he's checking...Is he taking Mr. Wibbles?

287
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:25,038
Child, it's fine.
I'm just borrowing Mr. Wibbles

288
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,909
so I can shove him inside
of a machine.

289
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,607
No! He's stealing
Mr. Wibbles!

290
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:30,870
[ in normal voice ]:
No, I'm not stealing--

291
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,915
Get out or I will
extinguish you.

292
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,656
No, no, no. I--
Ow! Ow! Ow!

293
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:37,833
[ children screaming ]

294
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,313
You're okay.

295
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,098
Get out!

296
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,188
[ bone cracks ]

297
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,234
[ screaming ]

298
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,761
Hey, Rube.
Where's the parrot?

299
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:56,504
I let Rodrigo fly
out the window.

300
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,549
His work here was done.

301
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,073
He earned his freedom.

302
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,944
Cool.

303
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,990
Of course, New York City s not
a natural habitat for a parrot.

304
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,079
He'll most likely
be dead in a week.

305
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:10,910
Anyway, I got all the stuff
for which you asked.

306
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,607
Look at this.

307
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,913
Arab Spring.

308
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,438
Four-hole bowling ball.

309
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:18,961
Look it. Yeah.

310
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:22,051
And last, but not least,
your blind ham--

311
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,444
Oh, no!

312
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,794
Oh, my God.

313
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:28,057
Oh, he was recovering
so nicely.

314
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,930
You should know
that I actually don't
need any of these.

315
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,149
You don't need any of these?Uh-uh.

316
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,064
Do you have any idea
how difficult it was

317
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,979
for me to get this stuff?

318
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,938
There's a teacher at Bakowski
Elementary School

319
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:39,939
with a broken leg.

320
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,288
Snapped in half.

321
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,898
Sarah will be fine.

322
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,334
She's not gonna be f--

323
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,858
Wait a sec. What are you--?
How did you know her name?

324
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,121
My whole life
had been devoted

325
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:52,038
to creating
these complex machines.

326
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,997
I kept thinking,
"What s next?"

327
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,695
When I died,

328
00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:02,613
I found that I had completely
neglected my family.

329
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:06,182
That's when I realized that
our actions have consequences.

330
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,924
Real consequences.

331
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,448
That's when it struck me.

332
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,711
What if I could
build a machine

333
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,584
that relied not only
on physical dominoes,

334
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,326
but metaphysical ones
as well?

335
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:22,329
What if I could
create an event

336
00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:25,071
that led to another event?

337
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:28,465
That led to another event?

338
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,250
And so forth.

339
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:33,122
So am I supposed to be one
of those meta--?

340
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,037
Metaphysical dominoes.Yeah.

341
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,778
Metaphysical dominoes.
Am I one of those?

342
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:39,215
No. You, Kevin,
were necessary

343
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:42,697
to put the metaphysical
dominoes in place.

344
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:46,179
And now,
the machine is ready.

345
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:49,834
Please, would you do
me the honor?

346
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:52,228
Push that domino over.

347
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,056
That one right there?RUBE: Yes.

348
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,102
Yeah.

349
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,457
The other way, genius.

350
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,720
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I knew that. There we go.

351
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,391
Ow!

352
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,353
[ horn honking ]

353
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,889
The winter catalog never arrived
and we missed the deadline.

354
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,413
The spring collection is ruined.

355
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:47,762
You're fired!

356
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:04,822
No, no. I said "lawsuit."
Not "clothing suit."

357
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,259
Why would I need
a lawsuit dry-cleaned?

358
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,435
[ bird squawks ]Is that a parrot?

359
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,272
Okay, now listen.
This buzzer's broken over here

360
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:23,014
so if you need me, you just pull
this string on the side.

361
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,016
It runs the whole length
of the hallway,

362
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:29,020
and it attaches to a see-saw
thing that'll ring a bell.

363
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:31,066
I know it's super janky,

364
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,328
but it's like one of those,
you know,

365
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,938
mouse trap
kind of thingies.

366
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,375
It's a Rube Goldberg
machine.

367
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,464
[ laughs ]

368
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,248
That's funny.

369
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,337
What's funny about that?No, nothing.

370
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:44,297
It's just, uh, Rube Goldberg
was actually my grandfather.

371
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,171
Rube Goldberg
was my grandfather.

372
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,089
[ phone rings ]

373
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:56,744
Hello?

374
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,006
JEREMY: 
Mr. Mosalata.

375
00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,312
Please. Taro.

376
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,923
Taro, hey,
it's Jeremy Goldberg.

377
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,230
Listen, I think I'm
going to keep

378
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,970
 that apartment after all.Are you sure?

379
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,930
 Yeah. I just ran into 
my long-lost cousin

380
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,323
who I d never met,and

381
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,499
the fact that we have
the same grandfather,

382
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,675
the very man who rented
that apartment,

383
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:17,678
I-- I don't know.
It seems like it's a sign.

384
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,463
 Like it's all part 
of some bigger plan.

385
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,465
I'll start the paperwork. Thanks.

386
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,380
Oh, one thing that's definitely,
you know,

387
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:25,729
not part of the bigger plan.

388
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,209
That broken window,

389
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,471
 can you fix that?

390
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:29,516
I'll take a look at it.

391
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,300
Okay. Thanks.

392
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,758
[ ringing ]

393
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,543
Night's coming.

394
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,331
Oh.

395
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,506
[ laughs ]

396
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,247
Wow.

397
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,467
[ laughing ]:
Oh, my God.

398
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,382
That was amazing.

399
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,210
I mean, I still like
the hand-clapping one,

400
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,428
but that was cool.

401
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:16,345
Oh, Rube,
you are awesome.

402
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,173
Wait. Oh...

403
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,653
Wait, Rube.

404
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,394
How am I supposed to get my--
My ten grand?

405
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,396
Oh, freaking A!
I knew it.

406
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,658
[ cell phone rings ]Ah...

407
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,487
Ugh, who's this?

408
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,445
Roofie, it's a bad time, man.

409
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:30,751
ROOFIE: 
No, no. Wait, wait. 
This is good.

410
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:31,969
Yo, check this, man.

411
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,188
So I'm taking a taxi
yesterday.

412
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,885
All of a sudden
a paper airplane

413
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,800
flies through the window,

414
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:39,020
 hits the cab driver 
in the face out of nowhere.

415
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,326
We swerve,

416
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,371
hit a town car, right?

417
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:45,287
 Guess who's town car we hit.Uh, James McAvoy?

418
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,549
 No.

419
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:47,681
Steve Myer.

420
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:50,423
Steven Myer is the mayor
of New York.

421
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:53,295
We elected a Mayor Myer?[ laughing ]: I know, right?

422
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,558
But check this out.
Me and him get to talking,

423
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,300
we chatting, right?
And I asked him, I say,
"Yo, what's taking

424
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:01,999
so freaking long with
the Second Ave. subway line?"

425
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:04,872
 Yo, get this. He says the 
workers don't want to work,

426
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:07,309
because it might
be haunted.

427
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:08,876
Subway ghosts.

428
00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,486
[ laughing ] 
Yup.

429
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:13,576
Short story long, how would you
like to make $10,000?

430
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:17,450
[ laughs ]

431
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,192
[ theme playing ]